Look gaiz. I drew some sexy pony art.
Don’t get used to it haha ;p
What’s this? I’m back on Tumblr after how long? Well, as it turns out a certain someone has forced me to start using this again. And use it I shall. I’m going to be posting alot more. Stuff ranging from drawings I do, to random things I find online. Whatever it is I will post 0___0
A quick look into my brother’s phone.
So, I know I don’t normally update, but this is pretty hilarious and it needed to be said. I might be a bit of a snoop, but when my brother called me asking him to look stuff up in his phone a message popped up. Now, I should have just stopped, but he freaking woke me up just so I could look at a number for him. So, I’m gonna have some fun and post this conversation he was having with this random girl. NSFW <——I can’t stress that enough.
Anyone knowing my brother will find this amusing as hell.
This is verbatim the conversation as it appears.
Girl: Haai. ^_^
Brother: hey goochie mama;) you still want the D?
Girl: I dont think my boyfriend would like that idea.
Brother: Since when did you start dating? :o
Brother: I thought you liked me though. :o I don’t approve of this relationship…
Brother: :o I am sorry I am so ugly :(
Girl: You’re not ugly! It’s just I’ve liked this guy a long time.. And yeah.
Brother: Okay I should really try and get you to like me more then;] You are so unf unf I’d kill for a piece of dat ass! So you want to play a game?
Girl: um, sure?
Brother: Okay I ask you a sexual question. You answer yes or no. Then you ask me. ^^ just don’t tell your boyfriend. He might try and troll me…
Brother: Oh be sure and explain your answer as well ya know. ^^ Question 1- Would you let me down there?
Girl: Oh God, not when I have a boyfriend.
Girl: and, um I guess would you let me down there? This is awk.
Brother: Oh yes baby. I’d cum all over your face ;) I’d let you have it. Would you let me fondle your tits in public? ^^
Brother: It is only awkward if you don’t take it seriously. Say um and I guess. That is called making it awkward. To me it is like a big FUCK YOU.
Girl: Oh, I just find it awkward talking to you, in these types of conversations. While I have a boyfriend. I’m not trying to be mean, it’s just not cool.
(End of Conversation)
So what does this all mean? Am I a dick for going through my brother’s phone? Probably. Does it make it any less funny and disturbing? Absolutely not. =P